Lindsay Lohan Dirt

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates the Fourth of July with A Fifth of Hotness

admin — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:00:04 +0000

(Okay, I was going to say a fifth of Grey Goose, but I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt since it was just her birthday.)

I’m sorry, but I’m still down with Lindsay Lohan. I think one month of fake sober living and the threat of losing her freedom and ability to shop and party has given Lindsay Lohan a new lease on life. Seen here on the beach for a 4th of July party, Lindsay looks healthy and fit (as she did at her birthday party the night before) and awake during the daylight hours, which is a good sign for our former ginger, now blonde hottie. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Turns 25; Reminds Us Why We First Fell in Lust

admin — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 15:08:24 +0000

To sum up Lindsay Lohan on her 25th birthday: Lindsay looked hot!

Yes, I prefer the ginger to the blonde, but there’s no denying the quarter-century-old actress fresh off a brutal month of house arrest in her luxury beach condo stole the show at her own birthday party over the weekend, with her full Lohan melons outlined nicely under her white dress, her legs looking sharp as ever. While I must admit that I’ve had more than three dreams about Lindsay Lohan lesbionics in the prison showers, it’s a pleasure to see the young veteran sextastic looking her best out and about among the free peoples. Let’s remind ourselves that Lindsay Lohan isn’t just popular for falling down drunk and accidentally flashing her inebriated underthings, underneath it all, she’s one hell of a hot nekkid lady. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Survives Brutal Luxury Beach House Arrest; Celebrates by Getting Blotto

admin — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 06:11:32 +0000

You know when you finally get released from lockdown in your million dollar beach condo, you’re gonna want to taste freedom, and taste it hard. As Lindsay Lohan did after her probationary house arrest of one month, hitting the Lexington Social Club but hard and fast and kept it coming til the pink elephants started dancing. Is it possible that Lindsay’s problem is not one of grand theft, but of substance abuse? Oh, perhaps. But while society tries to figure out a solution to that problem, Lindsay will abide, in a black trenchcoat, two-fisting Appletinis. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Comes Up Dirty, May Be Headed for Big House Lesbionics

admin — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 08:34:40 +0000

Well, I hate to say I told you so, but putting a drug and alcohol addict on house arrest in a plush Venice penthouse condo where she’s allowed to have friends over and party is a recipe for probation violation. And so it goes. Lindsay Lohanis back in court this morning after testing positive for booze in her bodily fluids.

Check out our breaking gossip news partner TMZ for the exclusive look at the ‘wine bottle’ in Lindsay’s apartment. It’s a must pee see.

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Lindsay Lohan Looks Wet and Luscious In New Uber-Short Film

admin — Fri, 27 May 2011 15:29:38 +0000

Well, 97-seconds of Lindsay Lohan sounds just about the perfect amount of time to experience the ginger hotness who has pretty much owned the tabloids this week with her Miami skin-flashing exhibitions in the days before her final final house arrest date for ganking jewelry. Well, director Richard Phillips must agree because that’s exactly how long his new, artsy-hot, super short film on Lindsay runs.

There’s no denying that Lindsay Lohan has that special ‘it’ factor. Not just the boobs and the body and the butt and the freckles and the scene and the drama and the slips and the flashes and the family and the celebrity, but all of that rolled into one ginger sextastic package that makes it really hard not to leer. And these Lindsay Lohan half-nekkid swimming pictures ‘neath the sunshine, I’m leering for a good long while.

From all your friends at Egotastic!, it’s our pleasure to serve you the sexy. Have a great weekend.

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Lindsay Lohan Looking Plum in Outtakes from Her Body Revealing Photoshoot

admin — Wed, 25 May 2011 15:32:46 +0000

Remember all the way back to yesterday when Lindsay Lohan flashed pretty much ever body part nature gave her during a photoshoot for Plum magazine? Well, here’s some of the outtake results of that photoshoot, non-nekkid, but still 100% Lindsay, looking rather fine I might say even when not malfunctioning her wardrobe. I continue to believe that Lindsay never looks better than when she’s in court or under house arrest (and I bet the prison shower moments weren’t so bad either). Enjoy.

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Lindsay Loses Her Bikini Top And Flashes The Full-Lohan!

admin — Mon, 23 May 2011 15:36:15 +0000

Lindsay Lohan may be losing her marbles, she is definitely losing her top, as the jewelry-janking celebrity took to the beaches of Miami sporting a new ‘blood’ henna tattoo whose irony must have pissed off the Gods enough to create a wave to take out her bikini top for a full on bare boob reveal. Okay, so maybe I’m reading into it a bit, but I have to think that when you deem your house-arrest to include the Atlantic ocean, you’re stepping on some pretty mythical toes here, so maybe Neptune was peeved, or maybe he just wanted to see Lindsay Lohan freckled funbags like the rest of us gentleman oglers, but the Mean Girl became the Topless Girl thanks to one of the best timed mini-white caps in the history of the tides.

The ‘blood’ tattoo bit we assume is Lindsay’s form of protest for her obviously horrible imprisonment at a four-star beach front hotel, the wardrobe malfunction just a blessing for the rest of us. I love days like today. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her All Over Nekkidness in Revealing On-the-Job Candids!

admin — Sun, 22 May 2011 15:42:41 +0000

Daggity damn. Lindsay Lohan has taken house arrest to a whole new level — Level Body Part Flash!

I’m completely giving up on complaining about preferential public treatment for celebrities if it leads to the sexy likes of Lindsay Lohan working a professional photoshoot in Miami and showing off all kinds of celebrity skin from boob flashes to nipple slips to upskirt panties peeks to straight on lady nest reveals. It’s like a wardrobe malfunction designed by my pubescent self trying to see it all quickly before my dad comes home and whoops me for stealing his Playboy. She may no longer be a ginger hottie, but criminal blonde body flashes? So hawt! Go Lindsay. Enjoy.

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follow on Twitter follow on Facebook rss feed Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Turn House Arrest into Hotel Hotness

admin — Sat, 21 May 2011 15:53:51 +0000

I must admit to being confused as to the penal situation around Lindsay Lohan. I think she’s under house arrest or something starting this past weekend, a nice maneuver around time in the big house for five-finger discounting a fancy necklace, but apparently she declared her house for ‘house arrest’ to be a hotel in Miami so she can hit the pool for some Mai Tai’s without igniting her beeper. And, well, despite the likely tendency to claim double standards for celebrity justice here, after seeing Lindsay Lohan don the bikini once more, criminal or not, I’m glad some corners were cut. Lindsay’s still got something something going on, and if it took a little jewelry heist to get her back poolside for some brand new Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures, then I say, the long arm of the law done did its job. Lady Justice may be blind, but gentleman oglers sometimes count on fortunate breaks to catch the best looks. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes A Little Something Nipply for the Gals Down at the Women’s Center

admin — Thu, 12 May 2011 16:00:16 +0000

It’s not quite the braless boobtastic display put on during her first day down at the Women’s Center breaking rocks for her probationary service, but Lindsay Lohan does seem to want to let the bad-ass ladies of the penal system know that she’s queen mammary momma and not to be messed with. In any case, one should never look a chance to see anything to do with Lindsay Lohan breasts as anything other than a pleasant blessing. With news that Lindsay will be trading in a four month sentence for theft for a two week house arrest (how do I get me this kind of deal for my completely misunderstood Peeping Tom infractions?), well, even the lovely ladies down at the Women’s Center will be faced with a two-week absence of Lohan boobtastic. We shall survive this drought together, fair maidens. Enjoy.

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