Lindsay Lohan Keeps Up Her Spirits, Flashes Her Legs, Gets Clean and Sober

Chastity seems to be sitting well with our old ginger hottie friend, Lindsay Lohan, who awakens each morning for her daily trip to the Betty Ford Clinic to de-junkify herself from what certainly must be a lengthy list of mind-altering substances, bad boyfriends, destructive girlfriends (oh, how I’ve imagined that), and a couple of parents who seem to have failed at every parental task at hands save for expertly exploiting their kids. What? Is that a tinge of compassion in the Egotastic! arsenal? Yeah, just a bit, but mostly because we want those boobs back on center stage. Nobody does commando fun bags quite like Lindsay.