Lindsay Lohan Middle ‘Fingernail’ Slip Picture

Okay, despite my love of all things ‘lesbians in prison’, I wasn’t going to comment on Lindsay Lohan going to jail, until I saw this ‘fingernail’ message on her middle finger in the courtroom. For all the times we ridiculed Lindsay Lohan on this site, we’ve always been fair about how hot she is, or, at least, was. Lord knows I love a bosomy ginger. But nobody can fight the cosmic karma loaded into this middle finger. Now, it’s time to insert our undercover agent into the prison system for some hot, albeit kind of rapey, Lindsay-in-the-prison-shower photos. Lockdown!