Well, 97-seconds of Lindsay Lohan sounds just about the perfect amount of time to experience the ginger hotness who has pretty much owned the tabloids this week with her Miami skin-flashing exhibitions in the days before her final final house arrest date for ganking jewelry. Well, director Richard Phillips must agree because that’s exactly how long his new, artsy-hot, super short film on Lindsay runs.

There’s no denying that Lindsay Lohan has that special ‘it’ factor. Not just the boobs and the body and the butt and the freckles and the scene and the drama and the slips and the flashes and the family and the celebrity, but all of that rolled into one ginger sextastic package that makes it really hard not to leer. And these Lindsay Lohan half-nekkid swimming pictures ‘neath the sunshine, I’m leering for a good long while.

From all your friends at Egotastic!, it’s our pleasure to serve you the sexy. Have a great weekend.

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Remember all the way back to yesterday when Lindsay Lohan flashed pretty much ever body part nature gave her during a photoshoot for Plum magazine? Well, here’s some of the outtake results of that photoshoot, non-nekkid, but still 100% Lindsay, looking rather fine I might say even when not malfunctioning her wardrobe. I continue to believe that Lindsay never looks better than when she’s in court or under house arrest (and I bet the prison shower moments weren’t so bad either). Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan may be losing her marbles, she is definitely losing her top, as the jewelry-janking celebrity took to the beaches of Miami sporting a new ‘blood’ henna tattoo whose irony must have pissed off the Gods enough to create a wave to take out her bikini top for a full on bare boob reveal. Okay, so maybe I’m reading into it a bit, but I have to think that when you deem your house-arrest to include the Atlantic ocean, you’re stepping on some pretty mythical toes here, so maybe Neptune was peeved, or maybe he just wanted to see Lindsay Lohan freckled funbags like the rest of us gentleman oglers, but the Mean Girl became the Topless Girl thanks to one of the best timed mini-white caps in the history of the tides.

The ‘blood’ tattoo bit we assume is Lindsay’s form of protest for her obviously horrible imprisonment at a four-star beach front hotel, the wardrobe malfunction just a blessing for the rest of us. I love days like today. Enjoy.

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Daggity damn. Lindsay Lohan has taken house arrest to a whole new level — Level Body Part Flash!

I’m completely giving up on complaining about preferential public treatment for celebrities if it leads to the sexy likes of Lindsay Lohan working a professional photoshoot in Miami and showing off all kinds of celebrity skin from boob flashes to nipple slips to upskirt panties peeks to straight on lady nest reveals. It’s like a wardrobe malfunction designed by my pubescent self trying to see it all quickly before my dad comes home and whoops me for stealing his Playboy. She may no longer be a ginger hottie, but criminal blonde body flashes? So hawt! Go Lindsay. Enjoy.

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